Can I Have A YARN Scan, Instead?

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I got an email from my good friend Elliott the other day. I’d been keeping him up-to-date about everything that’s been going on and I mentioned that I was going to have a CAT scan. 

Elliott and I have been friends for 30 some-odd (some of them very odd, believe me) years and his sense of humor lies somewhere in between Berke Breathed and Monty Python.

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His reply didn’t disappoint me.

So why are there CAT scans and PET scans, but no DOG scans?  Is it because dogs are dumber?  And why does this sound like a bad Jerry Seinfeld routine?

 

And whenever I hear the phrase “CAT scan”, I think of something like this…

New Governement Cat Scan

Anyway, today’s my CAT scan day. I’m going to buy some sock yarn before then to make up for it. 

 

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